Later, Todd will get revenge by having Julie come dwelling from the porch competition to assist him with a kitchen flood, only for her to discover that there isn't a flood. Meanwhile, Faye decides to compete in her neighborhood's porch decorating competition. Chase helps her, although her plan to supply moonshine on her porch is foiled once Todd finds out. Eventually, Todd scraps the speech and simply hands out graduation diplomas to the children. Readers should suspect the location is pretend; it features a simplistic, campy home page (one other sign to be careful for) and misspells "Herald" as "Harold." It defends itself by saying its site carries a disclaimer, and it does. The next day, Associated Press reported that Paterno had decided to retire at the top of the 2011 season, saying that he did not wish to be a distraction. On the event, Faye is ready to speak clearly as soon as she scraps the speech in favor of saying what's on her mind. Todd nonetheless intends to present a speech to the youngsters, but Chase and Faye are unsupportive, believing that a speech shouldn't be essential.
